My Sphere of "Influence"
The Eiffel Tower is six inches taller in summer than in winter because it expands in the heat.
Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.
I spent most of my money on booze and women. The rest I just wasted.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
I think; therefore I am.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common.
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.